So now my life is a musical in my head.
In case you were confused by the title, I’m unemployed. I was going to work on that wall project, maybe you’ve heard of it. But, apparently it, like everything else, has been outsourced to Mexico. So, now I have nothing to do.
You like stories about nothing, because that’s all I write.
Day 180: This is just a normal day for me.
Like all stories written by women, my story is about a boy. But, don’t worry, like all my stories, it’s nothing sexual.
5. I have that kind of generic white girl face that could be pretty or not, so dealer’s choice.
If you want to help this 22-year-old beauty with her biological clock…
With all the new technology and need to avoid face-to-face confrontation, even doctors are texting it in!
It was like fighting a student.
As much as I hate to admit it (mostly because I wasn’t actually born there, but years of living here has made me realize certain things), I am a Louisiana girl.