This has nothing to do with my life, just for a quick laugh.
So every morning I will literally be crawling out of a hole to eat my breakfast.
In case you were confused by the title, I’m unemployed. I was going to work on that wall project, maybe you’ve heard of it. But, apparently it, like everything else, has been outsourced to Mexico. So, now I have nothing to do.
Day 250: I got to see him behave normally today. Let me explain. I needed to wash my hands, but he was in there filling up a cup with water, pouring it out, then filling it again. This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen too. He didn’t care at all that other people might…
July 11, 2017 I learned many new things today. Did you know that platypi have venom? Also, the plural form of platypus is platypi. That’s just weird. This means that the parents of Phineas and Ferb are completely irresponsible for letting their kid have a venomious pet. Damn Disney parents.
I had to Google how to spell that.
This is how healthcare should be.
There is a small cafe named Covfefe Cafe, and it was popular to people. In the morning, everyone goes to Covfefe Cafe and always fights with each other. It is not just a usual cafe; it was the fighting cafe so they can fight anyone.
You like stories about nothing, because that’s all I write.
Day 180: This is just a normal day for me.