I freaked out but didn’t die.
This has nothing to do with my life, just for a quick laugh.
The title is that because my life is so awkwardly funny that it borders on sad. Let me explain.
Everyone experiences the intrigue of BTS.
Every night I ride the same bus with the man working on his crossword puzzle two graveyards North of Wrigley Field. We don’t speak.
Some things happen slowly, but just like falling in love and getting massive food poisoning, falling into the K-pop hole happens quickly and all at once.