Santa is always watching.
I freaked out but didn’t die.
My first birthday back in America in two years. The theme: legos and Spider-man. The time in Korea is over, but the PTSD when looking at a birthday cake is long from forgotten.
It’s *picture of French fries* Day socks
But something about trying to flirt with my physical therapist screams sexual harassment. So, I’m holding back.
Everyone experiences the intrigue of BTS.
Adidas or better.
If you were ever wondering the real sound of summer, it’s the sound of cicadas screaming YAS at the top of their lungs.
You like stories about nothing, because that’s all I write.
If you want to help this 22-year-old beauty with her biological clock…